There is this weblogger which I have never meet, but he is very hilarious. His satire is great. This is his link, Molla Hassani in Canada. I am guessing very likely you can't see his site, those in Iran I mean, I cut and pasted one of his works here.
آحرين خبر:
اعلام آمادگی کامل ايران برای ساخت تجهيزات اتمی برای کشورهای اروپايی (ايسنا)
بر اساس گزارشات رسيده رئيس جمهور محبوب طی نامهای به سران کشورهای اروپايی و همچنين ژاپن ، چين و روسيه اعلام نمود که اگر کشورهای پيشرفته در راه اندازی مراکز هستهای خود دچار مشکلات فنی و کمبود دانش فنی هستند و مثل خر توی گل ماندهاند ايران حاضر است با سه سوت در آن کشورها چرخه کامل غنی سازی راهاندازی نمايد تا آن بندگان خدا هم به حق مسلم خود برسند.
آقاجان! هراشکال و ايرادی در مورد تکنولوژی هسته ای و بخصوص کیک زرد داشتيد از ما بپرسيد. خجالت نکشيد!
:-D
in English:
Iran has announced his readiness to send technology and expert to western countries to produce enriched uranium!
It is reported that our popular Iranian president [Dr. Ahamdinedjad] has sent out letters to head of European as well as Japan, China and Russia and has announced Iran's readiness to help those advanced counties who have technical problems in establishing their nuclear fuel enrichment program. Iran will provide any technology in that regard so, those counties will get their very own right to have complete technology! And feel really at home! This announcement goes for those countries who are lacking behind like there is no tomorrow in such issues as are discussed already!
p.s. Dear all political leaders, if you have any problem or technical problem in regard of nuclear technology or yellow cake! Don't be shay ask your questions, we shall promise to rectify those problems in less than 3 seconds!!
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